Have you ever wanted to ask me questions that you could not, for some reason, simply phrase in a hostile comment or tweet, like most do? The people behind Reddit's "Ask Me Anything" sessions believe that someone does, apparently, because they've invited me to participate in one between the hours of 2 and 4 p.m. CT today, likely because they couldn't find a sex worker or someone who's suffered a horrific injury to fill that time slot. So, save up some of the things you're just going to ask jokingly in the comments of this article anyway, then bring them over to Reddit this afternoon. Hey, maybe some other people will be there, until they realize that I'm not the guy from Clarissa Explains It All and they leave.