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Fox News as a Huey Lewis-inspired power-pop ditty is as catchy as it is enraging

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Fox News, that ceaseless drone in the hearts, minds, and living rooms of angry retirees, is a cesspool of conspiracy garbage. Now, in his continuing efforts to pinpoint the toxicity of the far-right in the most entertaining way possible, songwriter Nick Lutsko and College Humor have refashioned a whole trash-barge worth of Fox News clips into an ‘80s power pop song. It’s still infuriating, bottom-of-the-barrel, racist fucking gibberish, but it is a lot more catchy! Call it Huey Lewis and the Fox News—Patrick Bateman would love it.

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Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Judge Jeanine Pirro—yes, all your favorite Fox News villains are here, serving up choice cuts of made-up shit, from migrant caravans to Hillary Clinton’s ever-imminent arrest. It’s probably not great for your brain to hear “deep state” chanted over and over in any context, but it’s a lot more fun when backed up by a killer saxophone solo.

The highlight of the song is the bridge, where we see a clip of Pirro crowing about the impeccable, apolitical, unimpeachable integrity of James Comey, followed immediately by a clip of Pirro moaning about that well-known leftist liar James Comey.

Towards the end of the song, Shep Smith, Fox’s grandfathered-in, best-you’re-gonna-get voice of reason, gives a light rebuttal to the madness on offer from every other host on the network. It’s a brief moment of bare-minimum sanity, so naturally it gives way to bow-tied dipshit Tucker Carlson wondering if pandas are actually horny, violent killers. Shep, we recommend you gently switch off your brain and just hum along.

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Gabe Worgaftik

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