Office life is hell. We all know this. In fact, according to our metrics, a significant percentage of you reading this post right now are doing so from your desks at work. To you we say: Welcome, and please remember to keep your headphones in so your boss doesn’t catch on and block us.

Comedy Central’s Corporate has a smarter, more surrealist take on white-collar ennui than most. And in honor of the long, slow readjustment to the grind after the holidays, we’ve got an exclusive clip from tonight’s season-two premiere about how office boredom encourages, and then spoils, one of life’s simplest pleasures: The idle crush.


Corporate returns tonight, January 15, at 10:30/9:30 CT.