Eric Schaeffer, the monumental ass behind such deplorable shit as the Eric Schaeffer-bangs-a-supermodel vehicle Fall and the Elle MacPherson-and-Sarah Jessica Parker-fight-over who gets to bang Eric Schaeffer romantic comedy If Lucy Fell, has inexplicably been given yet another opportunity to afflict himself upon an unsuspecting public in the form of Failure To Fly, a Schaeffer vehicle co-created by the multi-talentless douchebag.

According to Variety the dark comedy is both an attempt by Starz to increase its original programming and the work of a cruel and malevolent deity intent on punishing humanity for all its past, present and future sins. The horrible abomination, which is an insult to all that is holy and sacred, will premiere sometime in 2010.

To learn more about this detestable human being read this agonizing article, if you dare