From The Hollywood Reporter: Leave It To Beaver actor Ken Osmond–who played loveable slimeball Eddie Haskell on the iconic show–is suing the Screen Actors Guild for $8 million in foreign residuals from Leave It To Beaver reruns that Osmond alleges he's never been paid. Why is this newsworthy? $8 million? Who the hell watches Leave It To Beaver in Bolivia?

Useless factoid learned while "researching" this Newswire post: Ken "Oh, I'd Never Do Anything To Get The Beaver Into Trouble, Mrs. Cleaver" Osmond grew up to be an L.A. cop. Now you know.