Piers Morgan totally sucks. We could spend a few sentences laying out the reasons why he sucks and the sucky things he’s done in his life, but we’ve had the misfortunate of covering Donald Trump for so long that we don’t really feel like wasting time building an argument against people who suck when it’s already clear to everyone how much they suck. So yeah, he sucks, and this week he did another sucky thing when he shared a photo of Daniel Craig carrying his daughter with the caption “Oh 007…not you as well?!!! #papoose #emasculatedBond.” Apparently, Morgan has some problem with men taking care of their children, possibly because he’s an alien who somehow missed the last few centuries of social progress while journeying down to Earth from the space-pod where he metamorphosed from some kind of worm creature into the human-esque man he is now.
But again, we don’t feel like spending time on why he sucks, so we’re going to leave that to Chris Evans, the Sentinel Of Liberty himself:
That sums it up pretty well. Now, if only he were similarly helpful with the various questions we have about Avengers 4, then we’d actually be getting somewhere.