Those who may have worried that the end of The White Stripes would lead to some sort of post-breakup bender, where Jack White dons his freshest porkpie hat, hits the streets, and starts just wantonly forming bands with any guitar-slinging trollop he meets—well, don’t. White tells Q (via Digital Spy) that he would rather just release solo material than form another band besides his current gigs The Dead Weather or The Raconteurs, opting to just play with himself rather than mess around with whatever strange he might pick up in the clubs. “I won't join another band again,” White says. “Three's enough for one lifetime. If I can't say it in any of these bands, then I'll say it by myself." Wait, that doesn’t sound like a sex metaphor. You ruin everything, Jack White.