That headline is not a bait and switch. This post is an important message: Do not watch this video of a happy young man turning his feet backwards and breaking the world record for “person turning their feet backwards.” You’re still reading this, you still have time to do whatever you want. Go on about your day—you probably knew in the back of your head that some guy could wrench his feet back 157 degrees, but you did not have to actually sit there and watch it be done and hear his interesting story over sprightly piano keys about, like, why he wanted to turn his feet backwards or whatever. You can not do this.
Fine. That was disgusting. Hope you’re happy, you impulsive, masochistic fuck.