Disney's adoption horror story The Odd Life Of Timothy Green is billed in ads as "the feel-good movie of the season." (Take that, Cosmopolis!) The two inconsolable kids in this spoiler-y video, however, have another, far more apt suggestion for a tagline: "If you go, you will tear out your eyes." The kid in the flag shirt? That's you, America. See it at your own risk. Ā [via Buzzfeed]