Those who leave Justin Bieber: Never Say Never feeling spiritually empty—cast out into the cold, robbed of the warming embrace of his auric essence—may soon get to lessen the time they spend wandering the void aimlessly. Vulture reports that Paramount is considering releasing a “director’s cut” of Never Say Never during its third week in theaters, an expanded version that would include different live performances, plus new and recent footage of Bieber shot during the film’s premiere and early screenings, possibly even leading right up to his appearance at the Grammys. If the filmmakers could only somehow bring the timeline up to when that particular audience entered the theater to watch Never Say Never, they could potentially create a continuous Bieber feedback loop, negating the need to ever leave him again.

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