If you read the internet, you probably already heard this, but every outlet in the world (starting with a People exclusive) is reporting that X-Files (and Red Shoe Diaries!) star David Duchovny has checked himself into rehab for sex addiction.

Not to speculate too much, but I'm pretty sure that's Hollywood code for "My wife caught me cheating for the 16th time, and it's either this or divorce court. (I wonder if the nurses at sex rehab will be hot…)"

Below: A photo of Duchovny in bed with a woman who's not his wife!

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