What would a lobotomized Toy Story look like if created by a team of dim-witted computer-animation students at the behest of the advertising agencies of the world? Chances are it’d look an awful lot like Foodfight!, a notorious CGI romp that pits a Poochie-like dog detective, voiced by Charlie Sheen, and “the world’s most beloved brands” against evil Brand X. It also features cameos from Chester Cheetah, The California Raisins, and a murderer’s row of corporate mascots. It’s a project somehow beneath even Sheen’s battered dignity. Hat tip to our own Todd VanDerWerff for bringing this horrifying trailer/project to our attention. It doesn't have an official U.S. release date yet, and God willing, it never will.