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Cover your ears as Tywin Lannister recites Fifty Shades Of Grey

English actor Charles Dance is known primarily for his role on HBO’s Game Of Thrones as Lord Tywin Lannister, the icy patriarch behind the nasty House Lannister. Boo! For reasons that apparently go as far as “Wouldn’t it be funny to hear stuffy x read naughty y?” Channel 4 tapped Dance to recite a passage of Fifty Shades Of Grey for a segment in its annual The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year program. Hearing Tywin Lannister talk dirty is about as uncomfortable as you’d hope it would be, made all the worse (better?) by his resolute decision to never once peer away from the camera, making direct, piercing eye contact with overheated middle-aged mothers worldwide. [via /Film]

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