Caught up in the complicated, myriad love triangles, political and paternity scandals, and ruthless music industry maneuvering of Nashville, Connie Britton naturally dreams of a simpler time, when she was just being raped by a guy in a rubber suit. So she tells Rolling Stone that, obviously, she would like to return to American Horror Story sometime soon—particularly during a season that has the gall to be all about powerful ladies, yet has somehow neglected to include Connie Britton. “I've actually been talking to them this season, because they're down in New Orleans and I'm in Nashville,” Britton said, regarding the chance she might return to the series. “I'm like, ‘I'll put that [witch hat] on and jump on a plane and go to New Orleans.’ Yes, I would do that. As long as we can figure it out with both productions, I'm in. I hope it happens.” Meanwhile, on the set of Hostages, Dylan McDermott’s ass sadly checks its cell phone, before sighing and returning to work.