In an exclusive scoop reportedly only by Perez Hilton and no one else in the world, Colin Farrell has supposedly signed on to play Ozzy Osbourne in that long-rumored biopic the equally reliable Sharon Osbourne has been talking about. Did we mention this news comes from Perez Hilton? Just wanted to make that clear. While the genetically predisposed Prince of Darkness has said he wants to find an unknown for the part, and his wife has been making futile overtures to Johnny Depp, this completely unsubstantiated report that we’re clinging to solely because it’s the slowest news day of the year so far has a source saying, “At least Colin and Ozzy are on the same page when it comes to using four-letter words! Colin drinks, he smokes, he womanizes. He's just a sleeve tattoo away from being a real rock star.” You’ve got us there, anonymous source!