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Illustration for article titled Coldplay fans deemed least likely to have sex with you

Confirming what most people shout at each other on Internet comment boards, fans of Coldplay have been deemed to be prudish little wussies who would never “go all the way” on a first date, while fans of Nirvana and Metallica are most likely to get it on “if there was chemistry,” of either the natural or single malt variety. This very scientific study on which you should base all of your future romantic entanglements was conducted by dating site Tastebuds.fm (which matches users based purely on what bands they like—always a guarantee for a meaningful relationship), who surveyed 400 of its users on how far they were willing to “go” after just hanging out with someone for the first time, with possible answers being meeting up to “chat,” maybe giving them a kiss, or just going straight to raw-dogging it while their mutually agreed-upon favorite albums played. Those most likely to have sex with you without getting to know you better were fans of (in order) Nirvana, Metallica, Linkin Park, Kanye West, Gorillaz, and Daft Punk. Those most likely to just talk to you over a cup of weak tea then slink away home to knit or something listen to Coldplay, Adele, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Kings Of Leon, The Strokes, and Radiohead. Adjust your insults of these bands and their fans accordingly. [via Digital Spy]


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