Fans of pits both arm and mosh, rejoice: The desert party known as Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival has announced its 2008 lineup. April 25-27, Coachella will host Roger Waters, Portishead, Jack Johnson, Love And Rockets, The Verve, The Raconteurs, and, well, just shitloads of other stuff. For the full lineup, apply pressure here.

Meanwhile back in Denver, I'll personally be throwing a humongous music festival the same weekend. Dubbed Coacheller, it will be headlined by the reformed Born Against and will also feature sets from The Seeds, Uriah Heep, Level 42, Warlock Pinchers, The Fat Boys, and Dolly Parton singing nonstop, back-to-back renditions of my favoritest song ever: