Fans of the dearly departed show Friday Night Lights are well aware that no one delivers a talking-to quite like Coach Eric Taylor. Who hasn’t dreamt of being gently reprimanded in that fatherly-yet-also-kinda-sexy West Texas drawl, prefaced with a benevolent “Let me tell you something…” Well, now thanks to an intrepid YouTube supercutter, we can experience the thrill of an incoming Coach Taylor speech without any of that boring advice or scolding… nothin’ but two-plus minutes of glorious prelude. Now the real question is: Who’s going to step up and make a supercut alternating Coach and Hank Hill saying “I’ll tell you what…”?