Are you a sweaty velociraptor trainer? Do you often tell people that “it depends on what kind of dinosaur they cooked up in that lab”? Do you have a flirtatious relationship with your boss? Are you looking to take that relationship to the next level? (Meaning a middle school-style “I hate you but I secretly like you” courtship, not sex.) Well, then we’ve got just the thing for you: The actual motorcycle that Chris Pratt rode in Jurassic World, as seen in such memorable scenes as “Chris Pratt is covered in grease, and you shouldn’t like him but you totally do because he’s so roguishly charming” and “Chris Pratt and his velociraptor buddies ride out into the jungle at night, minutes before the raptor buddies all turn on him.”
As reported by Moto USA (via /Film), Triumph Motorcycles will be auctioning off the bike—which is a Triumph Scrambler—on eBay this week, with the proceeds going to support The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride, an annual motorcycle event that raises money for prostate cancer research. Three motorcycles were made for the movie, with one going to Pratt after filming, one being enshrined in Triumph’s headquarters, and the third possibly going to you, if you’ve got enough money to outbid every other Chris Pratt fan in the world.
The auction won’t go live until Thursday, but here’s a link to an eBay search for “Jurassic World motorcycle.” Right now it’s mostly Lego pieces.