Chris Brown has pled guilty to assaulting his now-ex-girlfriend Rihanna, the New York Times is reporting. He'll be performing six months of what's being called "community labor" in Virginia. He'll also serve five years of probation. Jail time? Nope. But this does sound like a little more than a slap on the wrist. (Of course, by the logic of Brown's instantly infamous, Bow Wow-assisted  "I ain't a monster" clip, this does mean the haters won.)

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