Attention, friends of The A.V. Club—specifically, those in the Chicago area—our stage show, The A.V. Club Live, is almost here. In this hour-long extravaganza, we will debate the relative merits of Bill Murray films, Erik Adams will share humiliating video footage from a previous career, and special guest Joan Cusack will appraise knick-knacks (after an interview with Sean O’Neal). And there’s much more planned, including a three-second tribute to Steve Urkel.

It all goes down at 8 p.m. this Wednesday, March 5, at the UP Comedy Club—where they will bring a whole bucket of beer to your table if you want (and their onion rings aren’t bad, either). Buy your tickets now, as that is the only civilized way to ensure that you’ll have a seat.