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Charlie Sheen suggests chocolate milk instead of crack

A key phase of any drug rehabilitation program is sharing your story, offering testimony of your own struggles with addiction and how you overcame them so as to help and inspire others. And because overcoming his struggles with addiction is totally what Charlie Sheen has done, he’s now taking his message of hope to the streets, dropping by a UCLA Bruins baseball game yesterday and offering this testimony: “Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk. Enjoy your moment. That’s all I got.” It’s all pretty inspiring stuff until you realize that “Chocolate Milk” is probably just a euphemism. [video courtesy of TMZ]


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