Charlie Sheen the Penitent, he who hath bravely laid down his broadsword so that he may live to fight another day, has gallantly offered compensation for all innocent CBS serfs left begging in his absence. According to TMZ, Sheen has said that he will pay one-third of the salaries of the entire Two And A Half Men crew, generously giving of his own $2 million-per-episode pittance; however, he will only do so if Warner Bros. and CBS accept responsibility for his actions and pitch in the other two-thirds—because after all, it was their giving him a TV show that got everyone into this mess in the first place.

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