In an effort to make way for an all-new generation of “hot chick who talks to dead people” shows like the upcoming Ghost Angeles, CBS has canceled Medium, sending it to the television graveyard alongside its erstwhile companion The Ghost Whisperer. The final episode will air on Jan. 21, when Patricia Arquette’s supernaturally gifted seer will “stare destiny in the eye. And destiny will not blink.” (If destiny blinks: supernatural noogie.) And then, just like Ghost Whisperer, Medium will never be heard from again, until TV starts making shows about “hot chicks who talk to dead TV shows about hot chicks who talk to dead people.” Million-dollar ideas, we get them like every single day.

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