In yet another reminder that this kind of thing isn't just for weird dudes you haven't heard of before, the Associated Press is reporting that Carly Simon will appear on QVC this Friday to promote her latest album. To make things even more head-crushingly rock 'n' roll, she'll be performing with her children, whose father is no less than James Taylor. Don't you try to swindle folks with any so-called bargains on earrings and brooches, Carly! And don't even think about that vegetable-slicing contraption.

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