In the interest of science, creativity, and the science of creativity, we're posting a film or TV still every week, and we're going to ask you to come up with a clever caption. Whoever's caption gets the most likes will win some kind of nonsense prize from The A.V. Club office, most likely a Simpsons toy of some sort. The winner of the last contest, featuring Bruce Willis and friends in the stinky Die Hard movie, was ShrikeTheAvatar, who offered: "That meteor is actually the perfect metaphor for the quality of this franchise over time." Well done, Shrike. We'll be in touch.
Make sure you post your caption as a new comment, not as a reply, so we can sort out the winner. And though we know you'll be tempted to go for the easy, gross joke, remember that our commenting policy isn't out the window here. This week’s still comes from Jack The Giant Slayer, which Tasha Robinson found not quite as horrible as she anticipated. Here's one to get you started:
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose one of these three delicious pork snacks."