In the interest of science, creativity, and the science of creativity, we're posting a film or TV still every week, and we're going to ask you to come up with a clever caption. Whoever's caption gets the most likes will win some kind of nonsense prize from The A.V. Club office, most likely a Simpsons toy of some sort. The winner of the last contest, about the not-as-horrible-as-you'd-think Texas Chainsaw 3D, was Ere I Am JH, who offered: "You got exactly three seconds to tell me why this parrot you sold me ain't talkin!" Nice one, Ere.
Make sure you post your caption as a new comment, not as a reply, so we can sort out the winner. And though we know you'll be tempted to go for the easy, gross joke, remember that our commenting policy isn't out the window here. This week's still comes from A Haunted House, another crappy looking spoof that for some reason Marlon Wayans thinks is way better than Scary Movie 5. Here's a caption from me, to get you started:
"Now that I think about it, your L.A. privileges is revoked, too."