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Brian Austin Green joins cast of Desperate Housewives, promises to "turn up the heat"

According to Deadline, Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Brian Austin Green is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives, officially making today all about soap operas and rappers. Green will reportedly play “Keith, a new contractor and charming playboy who turns up the heat on Wisteria Lane.” He will then go home and sleep with Megan Fox.

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