An angry blogger known only as "Chris H." wants his basketball back. From Arcade Fire frontman Win Butler. According to CH's new blog, Arcade Fire Stole My Basketball, he and Butler got into an argument this weekend at the UC-Berkeley gym between the band's two shows there. Apparently, Butler just wanted to shoot hoops by himself instead of moving aside or joining a game in the crowded gym. For the sake of balance, we'll also refer you to another blog, Arcade Fire Didn't Steal Dude's Basketball. By a person claiming to be Will Butler, Win's brother bandmate.

EQUALLY INANE UPDATE: Holding up the middle ground, Arcade Fire Might Have Stolen This Guy's Basketball.