Apparently Joey Ice Cream isn't NBC's dream storyteller, nor is Paul Haggis: The network's pulled the Crash director's more-Irish-than-thou mob drama The Black Donnellys effective immediately, because of its poor ratings, Variety reports. Of course, not everybody hates meatheaded young criminals, rocked-up Celtic-folk soundtracks, or narrators who look like ferrets, so the show's remaining episodes will stream online.

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