Beyoncé might act cool, but apparently even she has her limits. The singer’s lawyers are cracking down on Etsy users selling engagement-themed “Feyoncé” merchandise, most of which is hideous and tacky anyway. TMZ reports that the site received a cease-and-desist letter from Beyoncé’s lawyers, though there are still dozens of Feyoncé items available, including these stemless wine glasses—awkwardly punctuated with “He liked it. He [put a ring on it.]” (sic)—and these extremely literal “post style light weight med size earrings” that are “perfect for the Bachelorette party!” There’s also a Feyoncé themed “bridal pencil collection,” because nothing says everlasting romantic bond like a pencil.