Ben Affleck might win a Best Picture Oscar this Sunday, but someone posted his directorial debut online to remind us of his humble beginnings. This short film is not-so-subtly titled I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her On A Meathook And Now I Have A Three-Picture Deal At Disney, and it has everything you could possibly want in a campy student project: scenery-chewing, a confusing plot, and shoddy camera work. It looks like Affleck wanted to create a dark comedy that skewers movie-making and life in Hollywood, but veered off into "so bad it's unintentionally hilarious" territory. ("Do you know much about migrant trash pickers?" is the standout line of the film.) Luckily, Affleck hasn't tarnished his Oscar-winning screenwriting career with I Killed My Lesbian Wife, since he only directed this abomination.