After years of being accused of favoring solely classic-rock acts that are "past their prime" or whatever, Super Bowl officials have exacted their extremely petty revenge by booking the au courant, awful sounds of the Black Eyed Peas to play this year’s halftime show. Everybody happy now? They’ll load up the “I Gotta Feeling” program, no one will have any distracting gray hairs, and fine, here.

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