As proven by Randall, a.k.a. the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger guy, pretty much any video can get a viral boost from some queen-y narration, whether it’s nature footage or, in this case, the opening of the Disney version of Beauty And The Beast. “Bonjour” gets a second life as “Bonjour, Girl” via some lisping singing and catty asides from a Randall-like narrator. It starts out pretty straightforward, but once Belle starts encountering the basic bitches of her little provincial town, the claws come out. ’Cause Belle don’t give a shit, she just take what she want—which in this case, happens to be her favorite book about crackpipes and sewing. Enjoy, bitches!

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