Kanye West's acquisition of a Twitter account is already widely recognized as a turning point in human cultural history.  It has inspired countless news stories, spawned legions of imitators, and allowed him a venue to humbly express his innermost feelings and aspirations.  And now, you — yes, you, the one with the donut — will have the chance to enter the Magic Kingdom of the Mind that is at-symbol-kanyewest.

Following the debut of his "awe-inspiring, puzzling, celebratory, dark" new video for "Runaway" on Saturday night, Kanye will host a live Twitter Q&A, where fans are urged to "use the hashtag #askkanye to probe West."  We know our first question:  what do you have to do to get a simple Persian rug with cherub imagery?  Uuuuugh.