Dennis Perkins's discussions

There’s more than one Portland. In fact, there’s one that was here first and stuff. And that has a thriving foodie scene. Just puttin’ that out there.
Signed,
Grumpy Old Mainer Read more

Ugh, stupid auto-correct. And stupid eyes. Apologies to Mr. Down. Dammit. 

There’s this one, from Maine’s Spouse. Busts me up every time. Read more

I see a lack of team leadership. 

I am cynical, but did mean “tireless.” Thanks. 

I, um, just beat Alduin in Skyrim. Anyone? Skyrim? 

“You’re just a big happy one, aren’t you?”

I mean, it’s not. 

I finally broke out that used copy of Fallout New Vegas and it’s doing the job handily, although if anything happens to Rex, I’m going to burn the house down and cry ‘til December. 

Jimmy Olsen? Ouch. 

We’re not allowed to give A-pluses. (But A-plus.) 

Is and has always been a privilege. 

Live to serve you. 

“Gary—the lawn...”

I’ve got a bootleg of Letterman calling Trump a racist when there were only, like, ten people in the audience. 

Also this new and unsurprisingly comprehensive and entertaining book from AV Clubber LaToya Ferguson. Read more

I imagine this GW enjoys that. 

I’m all three. Bring it on. 

Right?

Guy.