Andrew Paul
Andrew Paul is a contributing writer with work recently featured by NBC Think, GQ, Slate, Rolling Stone, and McSweeney's Internet Tendency. He writes the newsletter, (((Echo Chamber))).
Apr 15

i’m way ahead of them! my lawn is mostly wild onions and moss.

Apr 15

Do they hand out awards around here for the best headline of the week/month/year? Because if so, this is a solid entry. Good luck! Read more

Mar 30

I like Henry Cavill, but I’m worried that he’s too emotional to handle a leadership position (especially at a certain time of the month).

Mar 11

I did a bit of research into this guy and his shoot and he uses an FPV drone, which is a terrific high quality shooter, and very, very small. No doubt, this drone op has some mad skills, but with the size of that drone, a lot of the spaces he navigates are definitely doable, as opposed to something like the DJI which Read more

Feb 11

Cosmic ion rays? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your Super Mario 64 cartridge?

Jan 28

Counterpoint: Chumbawamba and Jamiroquai are both infinitely less awful names than “Hoobastank”. But points to him for having a sense of humor about it.

Jan 26

The Skateboarder stands again, his body aches with the pain of a thousand falls. His body says “stop” but he says “NO”! He begins to roll on his wheeled board. She is a harsh mistress who brokers no compromise. She does not allow mistakes and she punishes them with pain.  But she is but one of the many bitches that Read more

Dec 3

I’m sure some Millennial or GenZer will jump in to say that Rush and The Police already sucked without this modification. I’m  just here as a GenXer to tell them that they are wrong.

Nov 12

I think what I find most interesting are the empty seats. One wouldn’t expect there to be any. But look how strategically they are placed. The cameras (etc.) had to be somewhere!

Nov 5

I feel for this guy. All of my wireless access point jokes killed.

Oct 27

HOW ‘BOUT THEM DODGERS!? Sorry, had to purge my brain from what I just read in the article.