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“I seen’t it!”
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Look, Wesley Snipes loves a good meme. Browse the actor’s Twitter feed and you’ll find no shortage of viral fails, inspirational words, and, um, snapshots of what’s clearly an ancient New Jack City DVD. But every man has a line, and y’all have crossed it by sending him that Blade meme. You know which one. You know it’s the one where someone uses a Blade DVD to open a cardboard box that says “do not use blade to open.” Yes, it’s funny. It’s always been funny. But Snipes has seen it. He’s seen’t it!


Do you understand? HE’S SEEN’T IT.

It’s not like there aren’t other memes out there. Just this week he was asking people to do that “small head” bullshit on him.


So they did. And he loved them. And, for once, everyone had a good time on Twitter. Look. Look at Snipes with a small head.


All Snipes asks is that you stay up on the latest memes. If this sounds like eccentric behavior to you, well, it probably is. Let us not forget that this is the man who, on the set of Blade III, only communicated with the director through Post-It notes signed “From Blade.” Just please don’t send him the cardboard box meme anymore.

Randall Colburn is The A.V. Club's Internet Culture Editor. He lives in Chicago, occasionally writes plays, and was a talking head in Best Worst Movie, the documentary about Troll 2.

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