Your local grocery store probably put up its Valentine’s Day displays as it was taking down the Christmas ones, so you know the loathed holiday is on the horizon. Less loathed: our annual Valentine’s Day feature wherein a celebrity guest answers your questions about love, sex, and relationships.

In the past, we‚Äôve had the likes of Sarah Silverman, Tim & Eric, Eugene Mirman, and Julie Klausner, and this year we‚Äôre thrilled to have Michael Ian Black taking your questions. Black‚Äôs great upcoming book, You‚Äôre Not Doing It Right: Tales Of Marriage, Sex, Death, And Other Humiliations (out February 28) spends a lot of time ruminating on romantic relationships past and present‚ÄĒit has ‚Äúmarriage‚ÄĚ and ‚Äúsex‚ÄĚ right there in the title‚ÄĒso we feel confident he‚Äôll be able to handle what‚Äôs troubling you.

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Email your questions to dearmichael@theonion.com by Monday, February 6. We can’t promise that he’ll answer them all, but tune in the week of Valentine’s Day to see Michael’s responses. (Oh and if you're not listening to Mike And Tom Eat Snacks, you're seriously missing out.)