Michael Moore will release his next documentary on October 2. The as-yet-untitled movie will explore "the wonders of capitalism," according to a press release. Another quote, this one right from Moore: "The wealthy, at some point, decided they didn't have enough wealth. They wanted more — a lot more. So they systematically set about to fleece the American people out of their hard-earned money. Now, why would they do this? That is what I seek to discover in this movie." (Answer: Because people are inherently evil and selfish, Mike!) All right, have at him, people. We're just gonna sit here and hope it's as good as Roger & Me.