Andrew "Dice" Clay, figure skater Scott Hamilton, Freddy Got Fingered provocateur Tom Green, T-Boz from TLC and the horrible, horrible she-creatures known as Melissa and Joan Rivers barely seem to inhabit the same universe but on March 1st they're going to sacrifice the tattered remains of their dignity by competing on the second season of Celebrity Apprentice. Other competitors/future Surreal Life castmembers include poker pro Annie Duke, country star Clint Black, R&B; smoothie Brian McKnight, football legend Hershell Walker and some other folks desperately holding onto the limelight at any cost. No word yet on whether Clay will bring along his legendary girlfriend with an ass like a basketball but a boy can dream, can't he? Thanks to EW's PopWatch blog for the info.

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