As brought to our attention by AP, a British cheesemaker has created Cheddarvision, a web-based reality show that sets a camera in front of a block of cheese while it ages. The action-and-saturated-fat-packed program was launched in January, and will be periodically highlighted by some guy cutting into the cheese to make sure it's aging properly. In any case, it's sure to be more exciting than this season of American Idol.

No word yet on whether David Lynch has bought the film rights.