reports that an unpronounceable thriller called Zyzzyx Road (we pronounce it "Swayze") starring Grey's Anatomy babe Katherine Heigl and law enforcement favorite Tom Sizemore grossed a staggering $30 during a six-day run at a Dallas theater last February. Most of the take came in during the opening weekend, when moviegoers spent a whopping $20 to see Sizemore attempt to brutally murder the lover of his cuckolding wife Heigl.

Check out the trailer for Zyzzyx Road below. It does't look too incredibly awful, though you probably shouldn't expect it to come to your town anytime soon.