A lot of band/brand partnerships make sense, like Mastodon’s new whiskey-tinged coffee from Dark Matter or Guided By Voices’ Beer Thousand brew. But then there’s the new Fast Times x Nick Cave skateboard deck, which ostensibly celebrates the 57-year-old goth rocker’s music by slapping it on something he’s probably never, ever used. The board, pictured above, features lyrics from “Nature Boy,” a Cave track off Abattoir Blues, as well as a drawing of a nude lady, because skateboarders like nude ladies apparently. It’s available for $100 from Fast Times’ web store, or $50 will get you a T-shirt commemorating the oddball collaboration, just because.

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