Dietrich and Dan of Cut are two guys who occasionally subject themselves to the game of “Would You Rather” for our sick, voyeuristic amusement. In the past, they’ve had to choose between getting freckles tattooed on their face or shaving off all their body hair and watching porn with their parents or describing their first time to them. Their latest episode offers their most harrowing choice yet: Do they swallow the notoriously hot ghost chili pepper or eat a slice of every kind of cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory (there’s 36 varieties, FYI).
After speaking to a registered dietician about the options—no matter their choice, their poops will be “an explosion”—they settle on the cheesecake (the promise of internal blistering should they consume a ghost pepper is simply too much to handle). Spoiler alert: They chose wrong.
Copious vomiting ensues, and an on-site EMT routinely checks their ever-rising blood pressure. The thick, viscous texture of the cake proves too daunting for the duo (especially when combined with the glasses of milk production provides).
Their punishment for not finishing? Well, clearly they must eat the ghost pepper. With a belly full of cream cheese and egg yolks, that goes about as well as you’d imagine.