This video comes via an anti teen-pregnancy group from the UK (with a hat tip to Vulture): A Mega Man-like video of a fake Nintendo game advocating for safe sex. It captures the pre-consummation in glorious 8-bit, particularly the part where the guy rushes out to procure a condom, encounters life-sized STI goons, gets drunk, immediately removes all his clothes, picks up life-sized condom, immediately puts it on, rushes home still nude, and commences fucking in the middle of the day. You know, life.

Smart move on the animation, guys. Even the worst things imaginable seem better in 8-bit:

And, the best: