Believe it or not, the perpetually “troubled” Amy Winehouse is still technically married to Blake Fielder-Civil, the professional scumbag who reportedly introduced the Grammy-winning singer to whatever it is that made her wander the streets of London every night for the past two years looking for paparazzi to assault. But not for long, according to the ever-reliable British tabloid press, who have reported threats of divorce from both parties several times now. But apparently Fielder-Civil has finally bitten the bullet asked his lawyer to begin divorce proceedings against his meal ticket—er, wife—after learning that she’s been spending a lot of time cavorting on beaches with 21-year-old actor Josh Bowman, while Fielder-Civil has been sent back to jail after failing a drug test to complete his sentence for perversion of justice. The nerve of her.
Winehouse, who’s been spending an extended vacation with Bowman in the Caribbean, claims to be off the goofballs for good, and reinforced that assertion by dismissing Fielder-Civil with a rare lucid statement: “I’m just here on my own, happy and having a good time with Josh. I’ll deal with Blake when I get back. But our whole marriage was based on doing drugs.”