A rumor apparently started by VH1 funnyman Hal Sparks on his MySpace blog was cleared up today by KISS guitarist Ace Frehley, who wants the world to know that he did not commit suicide. "I don't know how this ridiculous rumor got started," Frehley said in a statement. So there you have it: Ace Frehley, despite what you might have read on a blog you probably don't actually read, isn't dead. Have a nice weekend.