And now, a plug! The Onion and The A.V. Club are co-sponsoring a free South By Southwest party March 15 at Emo's in Austin. It has of course been curated with expert tastiness, and comes complete with comedians including Patton Oswalt and a music lineup that includes Andrew Bird, Clem Snide, Maritime, and Kaki King. Again, it's free and open to the public, so even if The Onion detests you as a human being, you're welcome to attend. Full details here.