—KITT, the talking car immortalized on Knight Rider, can be yours for a cool $150,000. David Hasselhoff is also available for a six-pack and packet of Slim Jim's.

—Brian Bonsall, a former child star better known as lil' Andy Keaton on Family Ties, was arrested last weekend on charges that he assaulted his girlfriend. Police say he "poured an alcoholic drink on her face while she slept, put her in a choke hold and threw her onto a bed when she tried to leave." Adorable!